your parents love me but you hate me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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