so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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