The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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