It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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