My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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