i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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