yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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