gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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