problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
