they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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