You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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