Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Naked. naked and bneed help.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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