You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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