.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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