puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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