Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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