the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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