And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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