i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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