Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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