Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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