ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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