so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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