It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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