Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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