what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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