I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
zippers are such a cool invention
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We had sex on a dog bed..
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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