I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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