We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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