can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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