turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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