today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My dad is sitting where you rode me
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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