absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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