ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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