if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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