That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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