i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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