I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Randomize