Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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