did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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