Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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