Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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