i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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