I can't breathe out the right side of my face
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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