I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
bring money and cleavage
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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