I'll bet she douches with gravy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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