are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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