i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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