why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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