i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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