four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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