i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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