Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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