He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
