I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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