She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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